Juglie

          A Pakistani chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation. What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy andexaltation of our joint dissimilation. Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion, To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE WROTE :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination, Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification. Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my decision
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victimof any fascination

3. Procreation must not be your recreation. In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation. I Remain, Unaffected by your affection. 

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     > 1)   What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

    >               Mu Lee

    > 2)   What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?

    >               Tha Lee

    > 3)   What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ?

    >                Kha Lee

    > 4)      What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ?

    >                Saa Lee

    > 5)      Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?

    >                Id Lee

    > 6)      Bruce Lee's favorite festival

    >                Diwa Lee

    > 7)      Bruce Lee's favorite Actress

    >                Sona lee

    > 8)      Bruce Lee's favorite Music

    >                 Qawa lee

    > 9)      What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?

    >                 Coo Lee

    > 10)     When did Bruce Lee die?

    >                 Final Lee

    > 11)     How did Bruce Lee die?

    >                 with a Go Lee

    > 12)  What is Bruce Lee's favourite hill station

    >             Kulu  Mana Lee

    > 13)   This message sent from Calcutta by

    >               BANGA LEE

Pyaar mein dhoka series:by owaisurrehman khan .
>>>
>>>Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
>>>Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.
>>>
>>>Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
>>>paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.
>>>
>>>
>>>Nonsense Series:
>>>
>>>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
>>>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
>>>So? What's the big deal?
>>>
>>>Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
>>>Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
>>>Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
>>>
>>>Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
>>>Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
>>>Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
>>>
>>>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
>>>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
>>>jaise kaal chamak rahe the !!!
>>>
>>>mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
>>>mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
>>>mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
>>>
>>>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
>>>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
>>>ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
>>>
>>>Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
>>>Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya.
>>>
>>>Gum woh cheez hai...
>>>Gum woh cheez hai...
>>>Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
>>>
>>>Thoda Sense Series:
>>>
>>>Jo pyaali mein mazaa woh Thaali mein kahan
>>>Jo saali se mazaa gharwaali se kahan.
>>>
>>>Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
>>>Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
>>>aur khuda tumse puche..
>>>'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
>>>
>>>Door se dekha Series:
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
>>>Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
>>>Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
>>>Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
>>>Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>>>Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>>>Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to sher tha
>>>Door se dekha to sher tha
>>>Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.
>>>
>>>Ad Series:
>>>
>>>Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
>>>Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
>>>Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
>>>
>>>Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
>>>Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
>>>Melody khao khud jaan jao.
>>>Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
>>>
>>>Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
>>>Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
>>>Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
>>>Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
>>>Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita
>>>Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
>>>Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
>>>Sin (Theta) / Cos(Theta) = Tan(Theta)
>>>
>>> GHALIB ....
>>>Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher.
>>>Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib...
>>>Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib...
>>>La, phawda mujhe de.

             >> >>>> > >> > If you love someone

            >> >>>> > >> >>>* Go get it (Visa power)

            >> >>>> > >> >Want to propose to a girl

            >> >>>> > >> >>>* Just do it. (Nike)

            >> >>>> > >> > Before going to propose to a girl

            >> >>>> > >> >>>* Believe in the best (BPL)

               If your girl asks you which dress to wear

            >> >>>> > >> >>>* Kuch nahi (Pears)

            >> >>>> > >> > Not satisfied with your dates

            >> >>>> > >> >>>* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)

            >> >>>> > >> > If you are going to propose to a girl,

            >> >chances are...

            >> >>>> > >> >>>* 50-50 (Britannia)

                           >>>* We dream because we do (Daewoo)

              >> >>>> > >> >A guy having a number of girl friends

              >> >>>> > >> >>>* Complete Man (Raymonds)

              >>>> > >> >A smart girl having a number of boyfriends

              >> > >> >>>* Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra (colgate)

              >>>> > >> >If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her

              >> >>>> > >> >>>* Take it easy (Limca)

                                 you get married to a girl of your

                                  >> >mother's choice...

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